Need to eat something tasty (very) late on the weekends?
Need to not feel like crap the next day?
want to know what has been saving australian hangovers for over 140 years?
APK's SANTA MONICA STORE HAS got you covered till 230 am....with the pie floater.
It is any pie, (usually the Classic Aussie), upside down in our home made pea soup. with a dash of vinegar, and TONS of sauce (ketchup).
We 100% guarantee you will not have a hangover the next day.
1. This is NOT a "morning after remedy.
2. Must be consumed during the course of the evening.
The Aussie Pie Floater has been saving hangovers in Australia since 1870
Australia has a secret -
That men pass to their boys
Its secret men’s business
A part of the passage to becoming a man
It is passed from father to son
And older brother to younger brother too
This secret is the answer why
the Aussie boozing man is so in control
The bright eyed Aussie hero
Who is standing up all the night
And drinking and laughing and singing
Harder and louder than anyone else
But how can he drink so hard and late
And look so fresh the next day
And have the sparkle and smile and spring in his step
Despite the long night of play
The answer – the secret – the elixir
That kills his hangover dead
Is green and tasty and hot and foolproof
And called THE PIE FLOATER
It was created in South Australia
In 18 hundred and 70
140 plus years of killing hangovers
With carbs that line the gut
You must consume the pea soup[ of champions
With an upended ground beef pie
With a splash of special vinegar
And a drowning dose of tomato sauce
Only available on Friday and Saturday nights
From 7 pm till 2.30 am
At Authentic Aussie Pie Kitchen
In Santa Monica’s Main Street
So as a word of advice
To all you strappingyoung American men
Either lock up your ladies in the mornings
Or get The Pie Floater Hangover Killer